Recently awarded "Best Rookie Grandpa" by his peers, Jason Poland knows what it means to be a man ahead of his time. " I'm only 26, my grandchildren's parents haven't even twittered yet," exclaims the bewildered, starstruck vicenarian. Like a true grandpa, he grumbles, draws crooked lines, and makes his own honey.

Robbie and Bobby is his most longstanding hand drawn comic creation, described by critics as, "Oh, this is like Calvin and Hobbes, or something, right?" Crawling in its wake, is the hot, sexy, and forever teething, Baby Here and There, a daily comic collaboration between Jason and his bathing machine girlfriend, Julai Whipple. Doctor Spock says this pairing has made, "an offspring like a real baby, with absolutely no integrity."

Garnering his LEGO building skills, (and a few hundred LEGO bricks shawshanked from his former job as a model builder at LEGOLAND), Jason has created nervio, a series of unauthorized custom designed LEGO sets. Complete with original instructions, and genuine LEGO elements, nervio creations are "so cute, you'll cringe." Jason lives in Houston, Texas.